May 10, 2021
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 244 of The Chumpcast! We weren’t about to haul our happy asses to a theater for the billionth Jason Statham movie. Luckily for us, we caught one of the best movies of 2021 on Netflix instead. It’s The Mitchells vs The Machines.
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1:30 - The new Resident Evil game is just a big ol girl with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine who chases you around and impales you with her wolverine nails
5:20 - Brick lied about hating baseball and we have THE DOCUMENTS TO PROVE IT! We can also prove that ketchup belongs on a hot dog and that you should get over yourselves.
8:35 - What’s more disrespectful? Slapping food out of someone’s hand, or punching an idle sandwich? A debate that truly has no winner.
12:35 - VOICEMAIL! Cop Mike has a movie recommendation with some star power behind it
16:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! That’s right. We moved it.
25:25 - TRAILERS! A Quiet Place part 2 needed to remind you, so did Stranger Things, Awake starring Gina Rodriguez is coming to Netflix, and Tyrese is still acting in Rogue Hostage.
38:00 - Marvel says “Thank you” with a goosebump inducing recap and teasers of upcoming features
41:00 - Paramount+ REALLY wants your money, and they think that Mark Wahlberg can get it for them.
44:10 - HBO is making a pirate based comedy starring Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby because they know that you will watch this shit
46:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A lawmaker thinks that distracted driving laws don’t apply to him, Mark thinks that bees can save us from Covid, and Brick found an armed school bus or a school bus with arms or something I honestly don’t know.
56:55 - REVIEW! The Mitchells vs The Machines is the movie that we didn’t know we needed and probably wouldn’t have watched if it was a theatrical release. Thanks, covid?
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Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If". You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.