May 17, 2021
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 245 of The Chumpcast! Now...you’re gonna hear some people try to tell you that I was drunk during this episode, and that’s just a fallacy. It’s a smear campaign driven purely by spite and envy. Lots of bad information out there. Also, I guess we watched Jupiter’s Legacy on Netflix.
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1:05 - Doth thou even crush beers, bro? (Mark is the worst)
8:10 - Is one of our listeners casting Voodoo magic on people? (Yes.)
9:35 - Mark is bad at softball, but he thinks his team can mesh well if you give them a decade
12:50 - Smithers is potentially a moron; leaves keys in car during a rash of car thefts
17:30 - TRAILERS! WISH DRAGON will be the next Sony animated film that hits Netflix after the masterpiece that was The Mitchells vs The Machines
21:3 - TRAILERS! THE FOREVER PURGE reminds us that they’ve been making Purge movies forever
25:55 - TRAILERS! VENOM 2: LET THERE BE CARNAGE has turned the symbiote into your wacky roommate
33:50 - TRAILERS! The best trailer of the week shows us Dev Patel in THE GREEN KNIGHT and we still don’t know what its about
38:15 - NEWS! Netflix is blessing us with more Millie Bobby Brown and Henry Cavill in ENOLA HOLMES 2
42:00 - NEWS! FXX is bringing us more Danny DeVito in animated form from LITTLE DEMONS
44:25 - NEWS! All of your favorite Adult Swim classics are returning via feature length film
48:10 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Radioactive booze lands some people in prison, the BFer 3000 ends up facing a judge in court, Mark gets trolled and, and Karen needs to put gas into whatever she can find
58:20 - REVIEW! Can Josh Duhamel save JUPITER’S LEGACY from the horrible special effects? Maybe!
1:18:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is all in on LOVE, DEATH, AND ROBOTS, (Smithers agrees) and Mark calls J. COLE one of the GOATs
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