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Nov 8, 2021

Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 270 of The Chumpcast! We’re here to draft characters that have NO RIGHT to still be alive, plus a review of the latest Marvel blockbuster, The Eternals.

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0:10 - Mark tells us about the time he spent with JFK in Dallas this past weekend, plus Kid Rock’s bar

3:15 - No one cares about Aaron Rodgers and his stupid opinions

5:05 - TRAILERS! The Book of Boba Fett will save us, Swan Song looks complicated, Stranger Things is allegedly still coming, Moonfall looks dumb, but not as dumb as Morbius

20:50 - Zack Snyder keeps talking about his Army of Darkness spinoffs and they just keep sounding worse

26:45 - The next Spider-Man movie will reportedly run for 159 minutes. What’s too long for a movie?

28:40 - Seth Rogen is getting a Donkey Kong spin-off because nothing matters anymore

31:15 - I don’t know about you, but I when I think of Garfield the cat...I picture Chris Pratt’s face

33:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Forza Horizon 5 is BANGIN, Brick loved The Harder They Fall, and Mark checks in with The Long Halloween on HBO Max

42:45 - DRAFT TIME! Let’s field a team of characters who should DEFINITELY be dead by now

1:01:15 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Gather round, children, to hear the story of the Pole Assassin

1:06:20 - REVIEW! Let’s talk about Marvel’s latest blockbuster, The Eternals

1:20:10 - Spoilers for The Eternals, you’ve been warned!

1:29:00 - Next week, on The Chumpcast….

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