Jun 1, 2021
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 247 of The Chumpcast! Theaters are ALL THE WAY BACK and we made it in to see A Quiet Place 2, starring Emily Blunt and Cillian Murphy.
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0:50 - Mark would get us all killed immediately in the Quiet Place universe
5:15 - Smither me timbers, a porch pirate ye might be
7:15 - Uncle Kyle butt-dialed us, but also wants to know what bad movies have the best soundtracks
12:50 - TRAILERS! Marvel’s Eternals sure does look boring, even with a bangin’ cast
17:35 - TRAILERS! Gunpowder Milkshake is your next John Wick clone, starring Karen Gillan and Lena Headey and it really has the Jimmies rustled
20:05- TRAILERS! Last Night in Soho marks the triumphant return of Edgar Wright’s weird movies
22:50 - TRAILERS! The Tomorrow War has Chris Pratt, Betty Gilpin, Sam Richardson, and a litany of time travel paradox issues
27:55 - TRAILERS! Jungle Cruise pretty much has to be good because of the cast and Disney’s involvement
29:30 - TRAILERS! Marky Mark needs to go back to doing comedies with Will Ferrell instead of Paramount+ movies like Infinite
32:00 - TRAILERS! M Night Shyamalan needs to go away already
35:20 - Weekly recommendations include “giving up”, which is Brick’s main recommendation. We also discuss Master of None, and Smithers plants his flag as a known Formula 1 racing dork
45:30 - JJ Abrams is still threatening to make a Portal movie
46:10 - Aaron Taylor Johnson isn’t going to stop until he’s played every comic book character there is
47:50 - Who ever could have guessed that a live-action Powerpuff Girls on CW that would be too campy to be aired?
49:00 - Amazon continues to be inevitable, purchases MGM for $8.4 b-b-b-b-billion
51:30 - Mark brings the general mood down, as Mark does
53:15 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Glorious overlords at Amazon will now allow workers a smaller, single person cage to escape their larger, more densely populated cages. An Indian couple packs an airplane to get married at 40,000 feet. Mark gets nostalgic about Johnny Knoxville.
1:00:46 - REVIEW TIME! Was A Quiet Place pt 2 worth the wait, or was everyone in the movie too stupid to make this enjoyable?
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Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If". You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.